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Words I'll Never Say Again. . .

Thursday, October, 16, 2008

Thanks to both the V.P. and Presidential debates and a relentless onslaught of migranes, I am removing the following words from my vocabulary:

Maverick

“Betcha”

(winking)
Any form of the name “JOE” – Joe Six-Pack (Joe Beergut?), Joe Plumber, Joe Camel, Joe Schmoe. . .Schmoe. . .If I meet someone named Joe, I shall call him “Mister Smith.”

Main Street

Wall Street

Easy Street

 Fired up!

References degrading to pigs: Lipstick-on-a-pig, tits-on-a-boar-hog, silk-purse-out-of-a-sow’s-ear, pearls-before-swine. . .it’s done.

Politics of Fear

BINGO

(winking)

Gotcha – in reference to journalism. . .or anything for that matter.

Referring to mothers as “Ball-Moms” of any kind. HOCKEY MOM, SOCCER MOM, FOOSEBALL MOM, PINNOCHLE MOM. . .it’s done. Mothers in this country should be defined by more than what sports their kids play. . .

STRAIGHT TALK

(Please note that these are random phrases that popped into my head and have no bearing on any one candidate in particular. . .I’m just putting these words into my lock box, along with “fuzzy math” and “the internets.)

xoxo

Amy


sarahthequeen05
sarahthequeen05
Posted Thu, 10/16/2008 - 16:14
You forgot "nukulur". Honestly, how hard is it to say "nuclear"? It's phonetic!
elizabeth529
elizabeth529
Posted Thu, 10/16/2008 - 17:39
elizabeth cassidy, CC Certified Life, Transition and Intuition Coach and I just fired Joe, the plumber.
Charlene Ross
Charlene Ross
Posted Fri, 10/17/2008 - 07:29
I had a really great comment last night Amy, but my computer dumped it. DOH. I'll just say, damn you're funny! I loved this post. (And when my son is in high school I want to be a football mom - I don't care whether he plays or not, I just want the team to hang out at my house!) And props to Sarah with nu-ku-lar - when Palin mispronounced it just like Bush I almost shit my pants!
Tara
Tara
Posted Fri, 10/17/2008 - 19:16
Don't knock Bingo! There's money to be made in that! :)