Grandma shouldn’t be lying around in a drunken stupor on the roof anyway. She’s just asking for it! I am not a very conservative person. In fact, I don’t think you will find anything about me that is conse...

I did not write this nor was I drinking it when I copied and pasted it in. But it’s not a bad idea. Enjoy! Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies ...

Maybe it’s me, but when i get close to a man, I don’t want him to smell like food – not jelly doughnut, not mashed potatoes,not green eggs and ham. In fact, except for a slight breeze that announces a man into a room – I would prefer nothing ...